Batman, Deadpool, Dr. Strange? Tea Party Highlights!

Daredevil and Batman

Tea Party at the Superhero Café

Written By Brent Haney

Edited by Kendall Haney, Brent’s boss ;)

‘’What’s up?’’ said Batman as he adjusted his Bathood. Man, when his bangs got too long it made his forehead itch. His forehead itched.

‘’Nothing much, in my movie I have to take down two bad guys. One is a ninja warrior who wants to kill me, and there is one who is super rich and cut himself from society,’’ said Daredevil. Man, he thought to himself as he adjusted his helmet. My head itches. It sure is hot in here.

‘’I don’t get it. How do you see?’’ Batman said. No really, how does this guy see? “Can you see me do this?” Batman got up and waved two fingers in front of Daredevil’s nose.

‘’That’s easy. My enhanced sense is how I see. Like your heart beat I can hear you straight across the table.’’ Wow this guy is an idiot, thought Daredevil. And, where the heck did he get his armor from? That’s so 1931.

‘’That is really weird,’’ Batman said, looking at his hand. What? “I mean…kind of creepy. That is really creepy…like, if I had that power I can always tell when Alfred is lying.”

‘’Yeah well…” Daredevil looked around the room. Exit strategy?

Doctor Strange appeared in the room and said, ‘’What’s up fellas? What are you guys talking about?’’ Not that I don’t already know what they were talking about. I just ask that because that is what Teenage Mutant Turtles do.

‘’I was telling Batman about my enhanced sense.’’

‘’Oh um, you do realize that is a little creepy right,’’ Doctor Strange said.

‘’Not as strange as some people who float everywhere like a ghost at night dressed up like a bat,’’ Daredevil whispered to Dr. Strange. No really that is creepy like if I had that power I could go stalk people. But I wouldn’t. Stalking is creepy.

‘’Hey I heard that!’’ said Batman.

‘’Through that thick plastic hoodie? How?’’

‘’Because l’m Batman!’’

‘’ Hey, my name is Strange so I can get away with it.’’ No, I can’t. I had critics come up to me and said that you can’t get away with it.

‘’Batman, I have a question for you. How is it that in your newest movie Batman vs Superman you don’t have any powers, but you can float around?’’ Daredevil asked. That is strange though. D.C makes no sense. Oh beep. I know that Batman can hear me. Don’t know how though

‘’And Daredevil, how is it that every time you get punched in the face you don’t pass out? Because of your super sense? Because your hearing is so loud that it keeps you distracted? Or, should I say Scaredevil? When you saw Nobu you got beat by him until the end because you cheated by throwing fire at him,’’ Batman yelled.

‘’Okay, how about we not talk about each other’s movies because you have advantages and you have disadvantages,’’ Doctor Strange said. Wow if this is what it’s like hanging out with two guys who have no super power and no parents when they we’re born… must totality suck.

Will Batman and Scaredevil, I mean Daredevil, fight each other to the death? Will Doctor Strange use his magic to stop Batman or Daredevil? Find out soon in the next article published only in…...THE IGLOBE!

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