Teacher: Why are you late? Ramu: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: "I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone..." Q: Why did the sun go to school? A: To get brighter! Q. How do you make seven an even number? A. Take the “s” out! Q: What dog can jump higher than a building? A: Any dog, buildings can't jump! Q: How do you make a fruit punch? A: Give it boxing lessons. Q.Why was Jessie carrying a ladder? A. Because she was going to high school!
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