Q: Why are mummies so selfish?
A: Because they are so wrapped up in themselves.
Q: How come you don’t want to hang out with that ghost again?
A: He was too boo-ring!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite kind of fruit?
A: Boo-berries.
Q: What happens when you cross Bambi and a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boos.
Q: Where do mummies go to swim?
A: The Dead Sea.
Q: Why are there fences surrounding cemeteries?
A: Because people are just dying to get in!
Q: Where do ghosts who are into fashion shop?
A: Boo-tiques.
Q: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
A: They were trans-parents!
